Never in a hundred years - no, make that a millenium - did I think I'd ever say "Ooh, do let's go and live in really modern house! Please, please!"You are more likely to hear me say - "Thank you, I'll take the castle. The one with crumbling crenellations. Is the portcullis operational? Never mind. The Husband will set to it with a hammer and some WD40. It will be super!"
